Chords and Lyrics Bo Burnham - Can't Handle This
Artist : Bo Burnham
Song : Can't Handle This
Intro : D F#m/C# Bm G (x2)
D
Can I say my shit?
F#m/C#
New York, Can I say my shit?
Bm
I've got lots of shit to say
G
I've got lots of shit to say (Ooh)
D
I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can. I have a huge amount of trouble
F#m/C#
Fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can, I can get my hand like four inches into the can
Bm
But then I have to tilt the can into my mouth
Bm
But then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can
G
So they all go spilling onto my face
D
What I'm trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small
D
I'll say it again
F#m/C#
The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small. Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small
Bm
If you feel me, put your hands up Come on!
Bm
If you feel me, put your hands up
G
Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside of Pringle cans
D
Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can. Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can
F#m/C#
You think you can, I know you can't, you think you can
F#m/C#
Pringles!
Bm
Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get
Bm
Are about the width of your cans
G
Just make them wider. I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorry
D
I want to have a daughter
D
Want to have a daughter
F#m/C#
So I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands in the Pringle can
Bm
Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing! Yeah! I'll move on, alright?
G
But that is priority número uno
D
I don't go to the gym because I'm self-conscious about my body
F#m/C#
But I'm self-conscious about my body cause I don't go to the gym
Bm
Irony can be so painful
G
That's a Catch-22 (Ooh!) Let's do this!
D
I went to Chipotle
D
When at Chipotle
F#m/C#
Got myself a chicken burrito
Bm
I went down the line and I got all these ingredients and at the end of the line
G
The guy tried to wrap the burrito, but half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out
G
He still wrapped it
G
I was like, dude you should have warned me!
D
You're a burrito expert You should have told me halfway through!
F#m/C#
"Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here"
F#m/C#
Do you think I want a messy burrito?
F#m/C#
No one wants a messy burrito
Bm
The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained
Bm
Within the confines of the tortilla
G
I wouldn't have gotten half of the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look
D
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
D
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
F#m/C#
I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit
F#m/C#
I wouldn't have got - Half of it
Bm
Like, I'm okay with small mistakes
G
If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork
A D
But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork
D
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
F#m/C#
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
F#m/C#
I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit. Man, I wouldn't have got half of it, like
Bm
Half of it, like
Bm
Half of it, like
Bm
Half of it, like
Bm G
Half of it right now
G
I think it's time I
G
Think it's time, I think that we break it down
Interlude : D F#m/C# Bm G
D
I can sit here and pretend like my biggest problems are
F#m/C#
Pringle cans, and burritos
Bm
The truth is, my biggest problem's you
Bm
I want to please you
Bm
But I want to stay true to myself
G
I want to give you the night out that you deserve
G
But I want to say what I think
G
And not care what you think about it
D
Part of me loves you
D
Part of me hates you
F#m/C#
Part of me needs you
F#m/C#
Part of me fears you
Bm
And I don't think that I can handle this right now
Bm G
Handle this right now
G
I don't think that I can handle this right now
D
I don't think that I can handle this right now
D
I don't think that I can handle this right now
F#m/C#
I don't think that I can handle this right now
F#m/C#
Look at them, they're just staring at me
Bm G
Like, "come and watch the skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health
G
And laugh as he attempts
A D
To give you what he cannot give himself
D
I don't think that I can handle this right now
D
I don't think that I can handle this right now
F#m/C#
They don't even know the half of this right now
F#m/C#
They don't even know the half of it
Bm
But I know I'm not a doctor
G
I'm a pussy, I put on a silly show
A
So I should probably just shut up and do my job
D
So here I go
D
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
F#m/C#
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
F#m/C#
I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit
F#m/C#
I wouldn't have got half
Bm
You can tell them anything if
Bm G
You just make it funny, make it rhyme
G
And if they still don't understand you
G D
Then you run it one more time
D
I don't think that I can handle this right now (Haa!)
F#m/C#
Handle this right (Hoo!)
F#m/C#
Handle this right
Bm
You don't even know the half of this right now
Bm
Right now (Haa!)
G
Handle this right now
G
Handle this right
G D
Handle this right now
Thank you, good night!
I hope you're happy
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